on a bad-luck streak & perhaps a little drunk

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z-unit:

I deleted everyone’s answers because the reblogging got out of hand, but I just had to reblog this to note that it’s kind of awkward because my desktop is a married couple and now I’m trying to imagine a poly relationship between me, Barack, and Michelle. It’s kind of magical, being Zoë Obama.

In a similar vein, it’s kind of awkward that my name would be “Michelle Well-Designed October 2011 Calendar Covered in a Bunch of Stupid Nonsense” (because I decided in October of 2011 that I was going to have a functional desktop and stop Googling “calendar,” and promptly covered the whole thing up with a bunch of stupid nonsense).

I’m feeling really modern with the hyphenated name. 

#thanks for using the oxford comma zoë

This is probably my second favorite tag about me ever (the first being #zoe you get your own tag) because if I hadn’t used the Oxford comma it might have seemed that I was trying to tell Barack and Michelle about the relationship I have with myself, and that’s even more awkward than being involved in polyamory with the First Couple.

(Source: aryll)